13 Pranks Before Noon

1. The park in Oihear Duhb is purple. All of it. Like the Emerald City if he’d had a thing for amethysts instead. Apparently anyone who stays in it for more than an hour starts to turn purple, too.

2. Every public statue of a living thing in the city has been temporarily animated and given limited intelligence. Last report a 40 ( Read more... )

1. The hounds
2. The goblin market
3. A dumpster
4. Multiple trashcans.
5. Lots of private property
6. Lots of public wilderness
7. The right acid and a drain
8. Abandoned buildings
9. Homeless shelters, if you get the timing right
10. The river with weights
11. Three miles out
12. 'Suicide'
13. Incineration

Thirteen (Semi-)Rational Reasons for an (Ir-)Rational Hatred of Tinkerbell

1.  Designer, one-piece, leaf dress.
2. The shoes. Pearls that big compared too a body that small that has to get airborne would be like lugging around boulders on your feet.
3. The wings. I know faeries with insect wings. Few humans don't find something disturbing about the ( Read more... )

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1. Auberon
2. Tir na n'Og
3. The Unseelie
4. The Seelie
5. Bobby
6. Brennan
7. The girls
8. The triplets
9. Sloane
10. Losing
11. Winning
12. Killing
13. Saving

1. Manage something like a good night’s sleep.
2. Have a fun reason to barely sleep at all.
3. Wake up to see a new snowfall outside.
4. Have a few quiet minutes to myself.
5. Have a few quiet minutes with Bobby.
6. Not have an impulse to visit a certain grave.
7. Remember to watch the stars.
8. Go dancing. Have a quiet night in.
9. Go to the theatre. Read ( Read more... )

1. Four inch thick ice on the wall behind Isolde’s crib ( Read more... )

1. Whatever else she has forgotten about her past, she will always remember the first time she saw the snow fall. There was something perfect in that moment, a feeling of finding a part of herself she never knew was missing until that moment.

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1. On the cheek by a messy little monster who calls me mother or the neat quiet one who does the same.

( Nothing overly racy, but just in case... )